Oh god, the summary of this "book" is hilariously deranged.
"An original screenplay/novelette that answers the question of how the warlike Klingons of Captain Kirk's era came to their end and were replaced by the somewhat friendlier Klingons of the new generation; however, this story does not dwell much upon the Klingons, but upon Kirk's forced retirement at age 65 and his return from it through a war for the galaxy in which he must become the ultimate chess master."
Is there such a thing as a Fanfic Fanboy Badplot Randomizer? 'Cause that would explain a lot.
yeah but if i buy it amazon will also give me a deal on forged in fire...
oh wait, i've already read that, never mind. :)
wow, that's like the worst cover i've ever seen. i'm at work so i can't really be reading the thing so hopefully it will be gone by the time i get home so i'm not tempted, just the first paged seemed extremely weak.
At least he was courteous enough to shut off his communicator before "a time reserved for lovemaking." Oh my. I can only pray that the lawyers get this yanked down before I am tempted to buy a copy for the pure unfiltered awfulness of the entire thing.
Ye gods, if someone was going to violate copyright and publish fic, couldn't it at least be GOOD fic? I just took a peek at the text and it looks like it was written/drawn by a schizophrenic ape with a fondness for rainbows.
Also, I now plan to make an effort to use the phrase "rectal haberdashery" at least once a day.
I was kinda hoping that Kirk/Rand thing would turn into a sex scene so I could've posted this over at weepingcock...
Wow. Oh lord, oh wow, oh dear God and baby jesus wow.
And in other breaking thoughts... A thousand monkeys, with a thousand typewriters and 20mins knocked this out, stashed it in the circular file and then shot themselves point blank for writing such CRAP!!!