Independence DayTHE LURE OF BASEBALL "IN COURT" says the card on the lawyer's door, "BACK IN TEN MINUTES" on many more; "GONE TO HOSPITAL" on the doctor's slate On another, "SIT DOWN AND WAIT." "GONE TO THE BANK" on the notary's sign; "ARBITRATION" that young clerk of mine "BACK SOON" on the broker's book; "COLLECTING RENTS" on my agent's hook. They were all too busy, a matter quite new. Very sorry was I, I had nothing to do. Then I hied me hands to the baseball ground, And every man on the grand-stand found. ---Anonymous, The Official Baseball Record, 1886 Nothing prevents us from being natural so much as the desire to appear so. Duc de la Rochefoucauld (1613-80)Current Mood: amused Current Music: "Under African Skies" by Paul Simon & Linda Ronstadt
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