1. What is in the back seat of your car right now? Don't own a car.
2. When was the last time you threw up? Whenever I last had a hiatal hernia attack.
3. What's your favorite curse word? Fuck and its variants.
4. Name 3 people who made you smile today? My fiancée, my doctor, and my editor.
5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Not much, as I was sleeping.
6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Farting around online, answering e-mails, and suchlike.
7. What will you be doing 3 hours from now? Sleeping, most likely.
8. Have you ever been to a strip club? Yup.
9. What is the last thing you said aloud? "Aoki!" in response to said cat jumping onto the bed.
10. What is the best ice cream flavor? Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby.
11. What was the last thing you had to drink? Herbal iced tea.
12. What are you wearing right now? Green sweatshirt, blue jeans, multicolored socks, white briefs.
13. What was the last thing you ate? Green tea ice cream from the local Japanese place.
14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Not this week, no.
15. When was the last time you ran? This afternoon while crossing 7th Avenue.
16. What's the last sporting event you watched? The Super Bowl.
What happened to 17? It's on the edge....
18. Who is the last person you emailed? My fellow Boogie Knights.
19. Ever go camping? A few times when I was a wee tot.
20. Do you have a tan? Hell no.
Ok, now what happened to 21, 22 & 23???? Tried to make a "because seven eight nine" type joke, but I couldn't get the bat off my shoulder.
24. Do you drink your soda from a straw? No, unless I'm driving.
25. What did your last IM say? Hell if I remember.
26. Are you someone's best friend? Yes.
27. What are you doing tomorrow? Picking up a rental car, writing, driving to Farpoint, drinking.
28. Where is your mom right now? Likely in bed asleep in her house.
29. Look to your left, what do you see? Colin Bear.
30. What color is your watch? Don't wear one.
31. What do you think of when you think of Australia? The wonderful trip marinarusalka and I took there in 1999.
32. Would you consider plastic surgery? Hells, no.
33. What is your birthstone? Diamond. Yeah.
34. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? See answer to question #1.
35.How many kids do you want? The same number that I have: 0.
36. Do you have a dog? No.
37. Last person you talked to on the phone? terri_osborne.
38. Have you met anyone famous? Tons.
39. Any plans today? Yes.
40. How many states have you lived in? Only two, New York and New Jersey.
41. Ever go to college? Yup. Have a Bachelor of Arts from Fordham University, issued in 1990.
42. Where are you right now? Bedroom.
43. Biggest annoyance in your life right now? Ghostwriting Project #1.
44. Last song listened to? Well, as I type this, iTunes is playing "Further Up on the Road" by Eric Clapton & The Band from The Last Waltz.
46. Are you allergic to anything? Bananas and powdered detergent.
47. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? My black Rockports.
48. Are you jealous of anyone? Not at the moment, unless you count my wanting Janet Evanovich's career..........
50. Is anyone jealous of you? Possibly.
51. What time is it? 2.04am, according to the lower-right-hand corner of my laptop screen.
52. Do any of your friends have children? Yes.
53. Do you eat healthy? Sometimes.
54. What do you usually do during the day? Write. Sleep. Eat. Edit.
55. Do you hate anyone right now? The folks currently in charge of the U.S. government.
56. Do you use the word 'hello' daily? I occasionally will substitute the letter Y for the initial H, but yeah.
58. How old will you be turning on your next birthday? 39.
59. Have you ever been to Six Flags? A very long time ago, yes.
60. How did you get one of your scars? Motorcycle accident in Rarotonga, Cook Islands.