Anyhow, I posted this:
FDROOLZ: So Howard Hawks is doing yet another version of The Front Page. It's not like we need another version of the play, since Lewis Milestone's was only nine years ago. It's not like it's some obscure thing, either, since it was nominated for three Oscars. I guess Hollywood really has run out of ideas.
CITIZEN_KANE_FAN: Oh, wait, it gets better! Hawks isn't satisfied with raping Milestone's adaptation of a great stage play, but HE MADE HILDY JOHNSON INTO A WOMAN! Can you believe this crap? God, Hollywood is just stocked with prima donna jackasses who want to "reinvent" everything instead of doing something remotely original. I blame Hearst for ruining Orson Welles. He was a real artist....
STAYOUTOFWARINEUROPE: I heard they're doing another version of The Maltese Falcon, too, with that ugly-ass loser Humphrey Bogart as, get this, the romantic lead!!! God, who casts these things, monkeys? You cast Bogart as your bad guy, not your romantic freakin' lead!