Keith R.A. DeCandido (kradical) wrote,
Keith R.A. DeCandido
kradical

dear fucknuts

If you're going to bring several small, hyperactive children to the local Starbucks, it might behoove you to at least make an attempt to keep a rein on them. At the very least, you should probably a) stop them from crawling all over the chairs proximate to the fixin's table, especially after they've already knocked down the display items and one of the metal dairy containers, thus scaring me out of ten years' life, b) keep them from running around bouncing a soccer ball off the floor (which, if nothing else, doesn't bounce up, but tends to bounce an an acute angle to the floor, thus guaranteed to hit someone's ankle), and c) make at least an attempt to keep them from throwing straws at people trying to pour half-and-half into their iced coffee.

No love,
---Keith
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