Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
 Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Nope. I don't smoke, either.
 Abortion: for or against it?
Abortion exists, so it's impossible to be for or against it as a concept. I prefer that abortion remain legal, which is, I suspect, what the question really is.
 Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Of course not, what a spectacularly stupid question.
 Do you believe in the death penalty?
Again, the death penalty exists, so my belief in it is pretty irrelevant. Having said that, I think it should not be legal, as the state shouldn't have the right to take lives. Pretty much the microsecond the first death-penalty case was (too late) overturned thanks to new evidence brought about by technology, the death penalty should've been abolished country-wide. There's way too much doubt about old cases, and the overwhelming evidence supports the notion that it's not remotely a deterrent.
 Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Fuck, yes. It makes no sense, none, that tobacco and alcohol are legal and marijuana isn't.
 Are you for or against premarital sex?
Pretty much for, all things considered.
 Do you believe in God?
 Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Of course, and it shouldn't even be a question.
 Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
I think illegal immigration is a problem that needs to be dealt with intelligently. Race has nothing to do with it. I also don't see the U.S. government dealing with it intelligently any time soon.
 A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
 Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Of course. If you can vote and serve in the military, you should be able to have a beer....
 Should the war in Iraq be called off?
We never should've fucking been there in the first place.
 Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
I think the only circumstance under which it should be legal is if there's a specific piece of paper signed by the patient and notarized that says that he or she wants it.
 Do you believe in spanking your children?
 Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Fuck yeah, I could use the money.
 Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
There are amoeba on Saturn who would make a better president than Senator McCain.
 Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
I stopped being afraid of others judging me in 1983.