Keith R.A. DeCandido (kradical) wrote,
Keith R.A. DeCandido
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wow, do I feel more secure....

A tale of airport security, as reported by Pete Abraham on the LoHud Yankees blog, as overheard while heading from Kansas City to Tampa-St. Pete:
Meanwhile, I just went through the security line. The woman in front of me had a container of yogurt in her bag. The TSA officers found it and confronted her.

“What is this, yogurt?” she was asked.

“Yeah, I forgot I had it. Sorry,” the woman said.

“You can’t bring this on the plane,” she was told.

“I know. I’m sorry,” the woman said.

“Do you surrender the yogurt?” she was asked.

Do you surrender the yogurt? Now there’s a sentence I had never heard before. Thankfully, she surrendered the yogurt and nobody had to taser her. Because clearly when the terrorists strike again, it’ll be via yogurt-wielding Midwestern women.
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