Voting will remain open until midnight Eastern time on Friday 12 June 2009. The winner will receive a prize.
Which caption is funniest?
* the rest of daytonward's entry: "'Look, dickbag: I don't know what you heard or who you heard it from, but Gandalf was not a rip-off of Obi-Wan Kenobi, so go play Sit 'n Spin with your lightsaber and let the grown-ups talk, all right?' Fuckin' DeCandido."
Here's the picture, in case you need a reminder: