August 7th, 2008

NYY, melky

dear New York Mets

You cannot have two ceremonial first pitches. A first pitch is, by definition, a singular event. If you have a second ceremonial first pitch that is, in fact, the second pitch.

Dumbasses.

(Went with bronxbob350, helgabee, and their friend Charles to the Mets game today, where, despite the best efforts of the bullpen, the Metropolitans beat the Padres 5-3 on a walk-off David Wright homer. A fun time was had by all.)
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