October 24th, 2008


funniest political comment ever....

somehedgehog has posted the presidential candidates playing Forgotten Realms.

Here's how it starts:
GM: OK, the bugbear attacks you. What do you do?

OBAMA: I send one of my 672 henchmen after it.

MCCAIN: OK, seriously. Why does he have so many henchmen? I'm a level 72 ranger and he's only a level 8 paladin.

OBAMA: Well, if you'd bought the Grassroots Organizing and Oratory/Colgate Smile proficiencies you could min max it so that you...

MCCAIN: Why is he even IN this campaign? I thought this was supposed to be a high level party.

OBAMA: Well, maybe some people got tired of the grim and squinty "Matterhorn, son of Marathon" shtick you keep doing. Dude, could you be any less original?

MCCAIN: Oh my god, I did not leave my left nut in a tiger cage in the Tomb of Horrors to spend my Friday nights mopping up after the new kid.

OBAMA: "My friends, I am a totally unoriginal grizzled character class stereotype. I should lead the party because I have more testicular damage than that one."

MCCAIN: Yeah, well, you pal around with dark elves.

It just gets funnier from there, as Clinton, Kucinich, Palin, Romney, and Paul are also part of the party. It's brilliant brilliant stuff.

Thanks to terri_osborne for the link...
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keith & terri


Iz ded.

We've been going more or less nonstop since the guys from Cablevision showed up an hour early (really!) to install our cable/internet/phone service. We're saving about $50/month from what we spent getting those things separately with DISH and the fucknuts at Verizon, and we'll get better 'net service (though we lose BBC America, which sucks).

terri_osborne has moved down the futon and later will set up the wireless network. I've moved down more books, another bookcase, plus an end table (mostly to get it put of the way...).

I'm off to a meeting downtown while Terri goes at it some more. The object is to be able to start sleeping down there tonight...
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