I feel like absolute shit, and it's gotten worse as the day's gone on. *sigh* This is going to make Lunacon more entertaining -- getting con crud before going! *laughs*
FIELD SOBRIETY TESTS #2
The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration recommends police administer three "Standardized Field Sobriety Tests" to assess whether individuals are under the influence of drugs or drink. Failure of all three tests has been shown to correlate highly with a blood alcohol concentration over the limit: 0.08g/1,000 millilitres.
ONE-LEG STAND--Suspect is asked to stand with one foot six inches above the ground and count aloud in thousands. Signs of impairment include swaying, hopping, or putting one's foot down.
Marie Curie (1867-1934)